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Don't Call Me Crazy: How This 'C' Word Is Continually Used To Hold Women Back →

"Your girlfriend got mad because you blew off dinner plans to watch the World Cup? God, she is so crazy. That chick you were sleeping with told you off when she found out you were hooking up with pretty much everybody else? Cuh-razy.

The fact is, it’s these things listed above that should be described as legitimately bad behavior. But by pushing the blame onto someone else’s mental state, guys get themselves off the hook.” 

— 21 hours ago
#women  #crazy  #men  #stupid  #assholes  #life  #relationships 


giving your first blowjob like 


too funnyyy

(via lord-of-the-scorpios)

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I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward, just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words.

(Source: lexislost, via rheuai)

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A Man’s True Meaning Of Pain

(via orgasmic-humor)

— 2 days ago with 99757 notes
"If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up."
Jeremiah Van Guilder (via youfeellikeraindrops)

(via lostinmyownbeautifulmind)

— 2 days ago with 251011 notes
"Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant"
THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)

(Source: sarcasmfluently, via lostinmyownbeautifulmind)

— 3 days ago with 260980 notes
"If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you."
— 3 days ago with 284334 notes